On my primary blog If I Were a Man, highspeedsteels (one of the best bloggers on Tumblr) stated: "You are doing a good job at knowing the difference between sexy and trashy! But some days you just got to be Trashy!"
I decided she (?) was right, so here is the counterpoint. I think I am actually too square to truly appreciate full-on trashy, so please feel free to offer guidance and input.